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Last Updated: 24.06.2025 12:08

Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good.
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Thumbs down again.
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Next, they tried...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Unacceptable again!
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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No go.
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So, the docs changed it to read
Freaks and Cheeks
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No way
So they tried
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Loons and Moons
Minds and Behinds
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Nuts and Butts
Everyone loved it.
Then came..
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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They put up a sign reading
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No, not a chance
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Just Forget it!
Another attempt resulted in ...